Hello. My name is Shane,and whatever yours it I wish to befriend you. I enjoy Puns, jokes, reading, adventure, general tomfoolery, companionship, long with discussion of International Relations and other news.

For TV I enjoy Firefly, Sherlock, Dr. Who, HIMYM, The West Wing, TopGear (U.K), Scrubs & Psych .

 

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

(Source: erospainter)

Rules:

- Always post the rules.

- Answer the questions of the person who tagged you.

- Then write 11 new ones.


- Tag 11 people.

OP Questions

1. Favorite band?

Noah and the Whale

2. Go to comfort food and why?

Peanut Butter spread on Bread

3. Are you fucking excited for Christmas?!

Yea!

4. Favorite Disney movie and why?

Toy Story 3. It was the first one I can remember that was above and beyond in greatness.

5. Character trait that you like the most about yourself?

My Humor.

6. Character trait that you like the most in other people?

Humor, Wit, and being able to tolerate my humor.

7. On a scale from 1 to dklfnmsfjherjwaeehjsdg, how excited are you for Sherlock and Doctor Who????????

dklfnmsfjherjwaeehjsdg +1

8. Favorite book?

The Street Lawyer by John Grisham.

9. If you could be one fictional character for a month who would it be and why?

God. What could go wrong?

10. Best moment of your life so far?

No moment has particularly stood out above the rest of the great moments.

11. How’s your day going?

Pretty Solid.


My questions:

1. What’s your favorite song as of now?

Tennis Court by Lorde

2. What’s the story of your first kiss?

You know.

3. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two

4. Favorite ice cream flavor?

If Serbert is out of the question than Vanilla

5. Do you cry easily?

No.

6. Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

10 Duck Sized Horses of course,easier to crush under the shoe.

7. Do you like you name? Why or why not?

I used to not like it. Now, I frankly don’t care.

8. What do you look for most in a potential suitor?

Amazing Wit and Humor. Along with eyes I can get lost in. An amazing face. A fantastic body is always a plus.

9. How many concerts have you been to?

I think Four.

10. What’s your favorite animal?

I suppose it’d be a dog.

11. What superpower do you want most?

Have the power to have Powers.


far away from the memories
of the people who care if i live or die

(Source: spaceslayer)